Garrus, Shepard from
Mass Effect 2 © BioWare
Don't worry, Garrus will be ok. He has reach, after all. And at that point you can already tell that the tiebreaker will take place in the commander's quarters

I know, I know that the calibration joke is as old as time, but come one, it is an inevitable part of the initiation to the ME fandom

Also, I actually let Sidonis go. My Shepard was Paragon all the way (and had different looks too), but the short-tempered characters are simply made for gag comics!
More ME:
RemembranceCalibrations
JealousyGarrus Citadel dateShakarian (non-comics)
Massive ME2 meme (with some ME3 pieces to it):
01. Please meet02. Hobbies07. Trolling Aria (OOC)
08. Favorite squad members09. Favorite NPC10. Favorite recruitment mission12. Best squad ever +
ME3 Best squad ever14. Hacking terminals19. Smile, Javik!20. EDI's new body28. Dealing with Cerberus34. ME3 romance expectationsРусские версии
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"That sounds like Garrus."