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ME2: Heart-to-heart by Roksik ME2: Heart-to-heart by Roksik
Garrus, Shepard from Mass Effect 2 BioWare

Don't worry, Garrus will be ok. He has reach, after all. And at that point you can already tell that the tiebreaker will take place in the commander's quarters :D

I know, I know that the calibration joke is as old as time, but come one, it is an inevitable part of the initiation to the ME fandom :XD:

Also, I actually let Sidonis go. My Shepard was Paragon all the way (and had different looks too), but the short-tempered characters are simply made for gag comics!

More ME:
Remembrance
Calibrations
Jealousy
Garrus Citadel date
Shakarian (non-comics)

Massive ME2 meme (with some ME3 pieces to it):
01. Please meet
02. Hobbies
07. Trolling Aria (OOC)
08. Favorite squad members
09. Favorite NPC
10. Favorite recruitment mission
12. Best squad ever + ME3 Best squad ever
14. Hacking terminals
19. Smile, Javik!
20. EDI's new body
28. Dealing with Cerberus
34. ME3 romance expectations

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:iconindv11:
indv11 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry ladies but Garrus only has one true love...
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:iconinvadertraditore:
InvaderTraditore Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEEEL!
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:icondragonrex20:
DragonRex20 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm sorry, what? I was calibrating
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:iconinvadertraditore:
InvaderTraditore Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
rofl xD
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:icondragonrex20:
DragonRex20 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm glad that I was able to give you the Lolz :3
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:iconcorporal-yakob:
Corporal-Yakob Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
I hear you friend: goddamnit Garrus, stop faffing about with the Normandy's weapons and talk to me!
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:iconwindwalker666:
WindWalker666 Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
The relationship has so much potential, but they really down play the interaction in the games.
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:iconelfmage666:
elfmage666 Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Student Artist
Lol! I wanted to do that too! Stupid calibrations. 
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:iconzaidisha:
Zaidisha Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So true! Fifth panel: my reaction exactly. I went to him after every mission, but he was sooo busy with calibrations and then, suprise, suprise: "Sure. I'm just killing time anyway." Rage  Him and his goddamn calibrations. So frustrating.
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shocker1209081 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013
I was just thinking, since garrus was busy calibrating that thing for DAYS on end you'd think the Normandy could shoot though a Cheerio from a thousand miles away.
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:iconkaiserorc:
KaiserOrc Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013
Love This!
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:iconkryptonknight1961:
KryptonKnight1961 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
"Garrus said he had to attend to the Normandy's weapon system. Something about calibrations."

"That sounds like Garrus."
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:iconnewrenegade:
NewRenegade Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!! :laughing:
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:iconartistfeline:
ArtistFeline Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I have to say that this never gets old! :D
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They even kept stressing it in the Citadel DLC :D And I love how they played it, with Garrus deliberately using the line to troll people... :XD:
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ArtistFeline Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yeah! XP
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:iconxarellaxdarkraix:
XArellaxDarkraiX Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
God DAMN him and his calibrations.
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And then he will lampshade it in ME3... :facepalm:
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:iconrealdeadmeat:
Realdeadmeat Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I think he keeps calibrating to stop himself thinking of femshep
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:iconjessiereigne:
JessieReigne Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Paragade is always the way to go.
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yup! Just not too much Paragon, or the scars will go away! :D
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:iconpvtmichaeljcaboose:
PvtMichaelJCaboose Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
honestly, at times i wanted to do that...
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:iconbast-fury:
Bast-Fury Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012   Traditional Artist
ahahahahha :D :D D: D: :D D:
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: :XD: :dance: :dummy:
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:iconmydnight-ryder:
Mydnight-Ryder Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
I was Paragon, but at some points took Renegade actions, i.e. Killing Sidonis, punching Al-Jilani, yelling at Han'Gerrel after the Dreadnought mission, or just any situation in general where Shepard would be pissed. Never at his crew though.
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Naaah, my Shep was nice to the crew too, but you apparently didn't go to see Garrus often enough and didn't get a lethal dosage of his "calibrations", or you would have agreed with me :D
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:iconmydnight-ryder:
Mydnight-Ryder Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Yeah, Shepard is human just like anyone else. I found out that Al-Jilani can be recruited as a War Asset if you wait past the Renegade interrupt for a Paragon one. I was happy.
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I missed the whole point about "Shepard-Al-Jilani punch" :D She's just doing her job, especially in ME1 when she just pops up, asks a few quite logical and expected question and falls back.
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Mydnight-Ryder Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
My problem was she was accusing Shepard of running. He was following his orders and doing his job. The reporter needs to lay off.
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Considering the fact that most people encountered in the game want me dead, that was a rather refreshing meeting! :XD:
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:iconmydnight-ryder:
Mydnight-Ryder Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
There's that, or people wanting help.
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:iconaishinteru:
Aishinteru Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Yea i felt the same way. I loved the game but u could talk so much to eveyone else and its like they forgot to do convo's with garrus. I hated them for that. Im sure he had the most fans to, wel him and tali.
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ironically, Tali too had only a few dialogues! :D
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:iconzyseazodiac:
ZyseaZodiac Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
Oh my stars. XD That was awsome.
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehehe, thanks! :D
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:iconkuyo-chan:
Kuyo-chan Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
OH i feel the same way.. that was so anyong xP
After Kelly said he want to speak with me XD

I hope it would changed on ME3 Q,Q
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I hope it would changed on ME3 Q,Q"
Nope, still calibrating! :D
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:iconkuyo-chan:
Kuyo-chan Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
doh XD
Awww... i think he love guns more then my Shep Q,Q
*finally romanced him* I want a date garrus
Garrus: sorry.. need some calibrations to do
Me: .o *punch him* Fine <___<
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*go on a date*
*shoot cans, miss unintentionally*
*punch him again*
:D
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:iconkuyo-chan:
Kuyo-chan Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
Garrus: Uh oh .
Me: <___< awww... Garrichu~

xD
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nonono, you get to leave with a pockerface tight after! :D
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:iconkombatantn7:
KombatantN7 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
Can it wait for a bit, i'm in the middle of some calibrations. lol
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, those good old ME2 jokes! :D
Well, ME3 added the "dancing Shepard" meme, I think it's precious too :)
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c-gp Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist
The calibrations were a heavy risk, but the priiize...

Great comic!
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x-Alice-x-Dark-x Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
totally how i felt!!!!!
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know, right? :D
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:iconlivia29:
livia29 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
That was me when he said that LOL
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:iconagnes90:
agnes90 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'll say just this : Garrus created tension and then helped release it - he knew what he was doing just talking about calibrations. ;D + that proves he really trusts Shep she will still try to pick him up
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:iconroksik:
Roksik Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ooooh, so ALL this was a part of an evil plan?!
...nice move, you sly lady-killer :D
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:iconiceclaw99:
IceClaw99 Featured By Owner May 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I KNOW like Bioware NO MORE CALIBRATIONS~!!! X(
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